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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By Glume - 10/12/2023 17:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Monday 22 November 2010 23:11

FYL for being Rihanna.

perdix 29

Monday 22 November 2010 23:16

You must be from up north. Down here in the South, he would have hit you already.

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wowzersselainee 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 3:07

I would have said, sometimes I feel like killing ur ungrateful ass. why don't u hit me hun and I'll make killing u actually happen! is it a deal pookie? LOL - p.s I'm not kidding ;)

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 23 November 2010 3:07

she's not okay, because you know he wants to hit that....

jazzmancarron 11

Tuesday 23 November 2010 3:08

Sounds like you boyfriend is in serious need of an attitude adjustment

mountiegal 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 3:28

run run run!!!!

Bilama 1

Tuesday 23 November 2010 3:48

******* LEAVE HIM NOW!

Nadinek98 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 4:06

that's hot.

Mahkymahk 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 4:11

or maybeeee he was joking around...

lindeezybby09 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 4:16

That's not as bad as 'sometimes I kinda wanna beat the shit outta you.' Cmon now, ONE hit can't b that bad ;) lol

thatsrugged 2

Tuesday 23 November 2010 4:24

IN THE FACE!!!

nhuda 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:00

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