By WoofWoof - 07/12/2009 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He went quiet, and I heard barking in the background. FML
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why did he had to make this choice in the first place..... FYL

Dogs > Girlfriends Everyone knows that,right?

What a mom. It's not like you're going to roll on their floor all day after you rolled in mud outside, bark at them or they have to walk you at least three times a day... I've never heard of anyone who had to make the choice of having a dog or a girlfriend!

Why can't he just have both? And i guess he didn't love you :( and even if he did.. pets are awesome

Maybe its just an excuse to break up with you. Anyway FYL

You deserved it for thinking you were more important than a pet.

what are you, in kindergarten? His mom made him choose between a girlfriend and a dog? Is his mother mentally unstable? I understand controlling a three-year old's ice cream consumption but a girlfriend??? Either you are way too young to have a relationship (i.e. you are 12) or his mother has lost a few marbles

that is exactly why dogs are called man's best friend... there are so many FMLs saying "oh my god, my boyfriend likes his dog more than me...", just shut up.

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I would imagine the mom didn't like the girlfriend and she was bribing her son to end the relationship. And I can't believe no one has said this yet so I have to: "A bitch is a bitch, but a dog is a man's best friend" - Dr. Dre