Love: Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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By w00tz - 27/03/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

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Gamers CAN have a love life

By Anonymous - 04/03/2022 10:00

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML

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By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2016 04:32

Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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lsfry 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:07

Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:13

Did she win him over with a cheat code?

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youandme4ever_fml 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 17:26

I LOVE THAT GAME!!!! but that sucks for you:)

inTaKeZz 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 21:25

hahahaha what a looser

vonnvonn 0

Friday 30 July 2010 18:03

haha no comment.

beetman5 4

Thursday 9 September 2010 18:10

did you try telling him she's actually a spy and just trying to bust him for his criminal activities.

ghoulscout666 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 18:20

Thats stupid

garble0218 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:38

Wow, 15...how freaking ignorant. I am a passionate gamer. so passionate that I am getting a Masters in video game art and design. I play games for at least 4-5 hours at a time. I have a life. I have friends. I am getting a masters degree. I am on a hip-hop dance group. I am the drummer for a band. please don't stereotype. you just make yourself look like an idiot.

birdfreak 24

Monday 2 May 2011 4:55

it would suck more if u were the gf on grand theft auto in addition to being his real gf

OriginalPooh01 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:38

That's terrible. YDI for not being lovable. >:D

constantine91 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:52

some guys are PATHETIC. maybe he enjoys her inviting him inside for a quickie more than he enjoys your invites.

ironwords 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 5:40

I'm a gamer and I have a life, your just a bitch who expects everything to be about them

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