By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
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thisgirl2u 9

How exciting!! Hey it takes baby steps to make it anywhere. :) But on a side note, how on earth did you think he was ready to invite you in when you two don't yet feel comfortable enough to pass gas in one another's presence??

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allmidnighteyes 10

"Today my boyfriend is comfortable with himself around me. FML" You fart too, OP. Unless you're a robot. If you don't fart, you'll spontaneously combust into a fireball of fart fire.

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Wow. Immature much??? Sounds like he's not even boyfriend material!!!

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AthinaMarie 0

He is not boyfriend material because he farts like every other hymen being? I see..

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#30 Good luck finding a guy that doesn't ever fart.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Hymen being? Are you implying that OP's boyfriend has a ******?

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

and he has the curtesy not to do that in front of me(:

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#45 I apologize. I just thought you were implying that a guy isn't boyfriend material if they happen to fart in front of you. I think generally guys try not to fart in front of their girlfriends (especially not early on in the relationship) but if they happen to do so in front of them accidentally...Well, that's not exactly a condemning factor. That would be ridiculous.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

There are some who try not to ... but then there are the few like my ex, who do it on purpose.

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AthinaMarie 0

Nice. You guys are funny :) Not high/dunk/retarded.. Honest mistake. I am on my iPhone and ty typing fast without poof reading.

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apcfan009 0

curtesy......hmm....is he as good with spelling as you are?

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KyleIsSoFine 0

Oh gawd XD Words cannot describe...

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Nastally 7

So, if you ever move in together, you're just going to... what, go to different rooms or something if you have to fart? Wow, some people... We're all only human, you know. Nothing rude or embarassing about that. Next thing people will stop burping, coughing and sneezing in front of each other. Ridiculous.

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lostinthismoment 0

I don't understand why people think that little things such as farting in front of your girlfriend is "relationship over" material. You're never going to keep a boyfriend if you do that. I agree with you.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

And... why exactly would he be asking 6 months in for you to move in with him? Many couples haven't even said the L word at that point. IMO, that's way too fast. Why was that the first thing to pop into your head, anyway?

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allmidnighteyes 10

What's the L word? Lesbians? "I'm in lesbians with you."

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kindlystfupls 0

lmao! "I'm in Lesbians with you"! that is ****** amazing.

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bethan1 4

That's a big step. You really shouldn't move in together before you are comfortable farting in front of each other anyway.

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iheartglasses 0

I still try not to fart in front of my boyfriend, but he farts in front of me. I just go away from him and laugh it off. I think its kinda funny though that your boyfriend thought farting was a step in a relationship :) It was kinda one of those cute dumb moments guys have often. Give him a break hehe

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malisa916 7

My BF has farted in front of me from day 1. But they make me laugh so I don't care. Sometimes we share an extra sweet moment and we laugh together when it's a good one :)

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W4X 0

Oh my god! Smelly gas! We're all gonna die! Seriously he's kidding around or he just wants a good laugh.

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YukiFairy 0

bwa ha ha! Gotta take that first step ;)

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WeAllDie 0

Sounds like something my bf would do

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