By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
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thisgirl2u 9

How exciting!! Hey it takes baby steps to make it anywhere. :) But on a side note, how on earth did you think he was ready to invite you in when you two don't yet feel comfortable enough to pass gas in one another's presence??

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allmidnighteyes 10

"Today my boyfriend is comfortable with himself around me. FML" You fart too, OP. Unless you're a robot. If you don't fart, you'll spontaneously combust into a fireball of fart fire.

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AnneFTW 17

Time to dump him or else become his mother.

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sipher16 0

finally!!! people that are rational about things.

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carathemermaid 3

That's reasonable.

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abbeymcnally 0

So you don't fart in his presence? Some relationship.

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ersa1802 0

What? You guys don't do that?.. haha

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Judus_beej 0

tell him as long as you can queef in front of him.

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bouncykiddo 0

I think that's cute... I remember when my bf talked to me about that lol

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CrazedMango6 0

yep! that's how you know you're most comfortable with your significant other. it's the ultimate comfort zone. haha.

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Psychotic_Snail 0

hes getting comfy around you, no big deal o.O

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Am I the only one who finds it oddly prudish for a guy to hold it in, or worse, pretend he didn't silently fart when he obviously did? I had a bf who'd crack the car window during winter to "hide" a fart, even after I called him on it, laughed, and said I DGAF. It wasn't exactly inconspicuous.

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