By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.

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sarbear293 4

Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?

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vaz_waseem 6

Since when did Gay men started going on dates with you?

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CharresBarkrey 15

If someone asks you to be their girlfriend and you agree, three days later he will have been your boyfriend for three days.

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goalie01 9

Someone needs some relationship lessons lol. Watch your back front and both sides.

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MakeTodayADTR 20

Pimp My Face: Yo, I heard you like faces, so we got you a face on your face, so you can look at a face while you look at your face!

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jogihoppa8343 23

facial tattoos in just 3 days..sounds really GREAT!! I salute him for sacrificing his cheek for his great love.. this bastard son of Romeo must be honored with Nobel award.

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glittercookies 12

I wonder what the tattoo artist thought. Don't they sometimes ask questions like, "so how long have you been dating this girl?"

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Epikouros 31

Since it was a crude tattoo, maybe he inked himself.

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