Love: Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie...

By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 16:02 - United States - South Bend

Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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Another one bites the dust

By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 22:00

Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By LonelyHeart - 22/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

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rattusrattus 18

Monday 21 January 2013 2:02

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.

sarbear293 4

Monday 21 January 2013 2:02

Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?

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albowonder 4

Monday 21 January 2013 18:26

Today, I got a tattoo of the face of the girl I love, she dumped me there and then. FML Just waiting for it lol

Relenaz 9

Monday 21 January 2013 21:21

Yikes!!!

charvisioku 22

Monday 21 January 2013 21:39

Woah... it would be really strange if he'd done this after he'd married someone, so to do it after going out with you for 3 days... shit. Thank god you found out how insane he is now; he might have tied you to a chair and forcibly inked his penis onto your forehead or something if you'd stayed with him. In fact, you might want to get a restraining order or emigrate so he can't find you. Crazy ************.

asherm 15

Monday 21 January 2013 22:12

Creeper! Carry a weapon, or at least pepper spray. Yikes !

TheMystery13 13

Tuesday 22 January 2013 0:15

That has GOTTA be worse for him than for you.

fakkumairaifu 14

Tuesday 22 January 2013 3:35

People who use the phrase "love hearts" piss me off.

AllegroRubato 16

Wednesday 23 January 2013 8:37

WHAT. That's not creepy, that's insane! He got a tattoo of your name on his face?? Jesus. I think it's safe to say that you can expect some stalking.

anthony99 14

Wednesday 23 January 2013 22:46

Run before he pulls a Roger from American Dad and tries to cut off your skin and wear it so he can be as "close" to you as possible

meagann01 4

Thursday 24 January 2013 4:43

Run like you never did before.

tootseroll 3

Thursday 24 January 2013 4:57

So you see a guy with a bare face one day & the next he's got a perfectly clear pic of you on his face, sounds either temporary or so overly exaggerated.