Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time...

By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

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Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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Friday 17 September 2010 9:32

Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?

bunniex1 11

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Comments

mschrisaya 4

Saturday 18 September 2010 6:18

I hope you left him

candyapple12345 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 6:28

who won? :)

semo1118 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 6:36

wow thats a typical male for ya. leave the douche

hellryu 20

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:55

Typical male? There are just as much of cheating males as there are cheating females. Both sexes can be douches.

heresIsaac 4

Saturday 18 September 2010 8:48

45=ashamed escort

BLEUSKEETER 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 9:09

YDi F0R WAiTiNG THREE YEARS HAHA

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:26

well, you didn't deserve that, but when you make a guy wait three years, it's almost bound to happen. fyl though, I hope you punched him and left him.

katgurl 13

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:57

That's the first time I've ever read that someone was a self-pronounced troll..

blue_eyes4602 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 11:10

op, I feel bad for you and I hope this guy isn't your bf anymore. You can do better. 3 years does seem like a long time to not have sex but op may have been very young or she simply just wasn't ready for that. in my opinion, sex is a great part of a relationship, but it isn't the only thing. A great relationship also has trust, love and communication.