Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have... - FML

By bigbum - 04/11/2012 09:50 - Australia - Glenroy

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Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

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By Geraldine - 03/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Miami

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Top comments

feldco1 17

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:10

Drunk words are sober thoughts? Not sure if it helps at this point though.

AussieChild 22

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:11

Hope you slapped them both!

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SarahBabieex3 4

Sunday 4 November 2012 19:34

Interesting.... What a scum bag.

BoratSagdiyev 2

Sunday 4 November 2012 19:54

You clearly mistook his proposal of a threesome the wrong way.

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:01

Now, that's a classy way to propose!

thepooburgler 2

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:24

Maybe he decided that was his last random fling.

Grimnirwher9 21

Sunday 4 November 2012 21:08

Mixed emotions...

blackvyper 8

Sunday 4 November 2012 21:12

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

momo1972 3

Sunday 4 November 2012 21:34

So. Did you accept? Jeez women can be so picky.

YeniDewie 0

Sunday 4 November 2012 21:38

how can u let your bf get drunk, moreover beside a naked girl ?

thewife5 19

Sunday 4 November 2012 21:45

Yeah... "She let it happen" blame her for other people's choices.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 4 November 2012 21:55

I'm in an open relationship, and my g/f and I congratulate each other on our hookups...and even I don't think I'd do anything this tacky.

Blakeykins 0

Sunday 4 November 2012 22:38

What a keeper..

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