Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have...

By bigbum - 04/11/2012 09:50 - Australia - Glenroy

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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You deserved it 3 107

By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

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You deserved it 1 866

By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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You deserved it 5 910

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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feldco1 17

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:10

Drunk words are sober thoughts? Not sure if it helps at this point though.

AussieChild 22

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:11

Hope you slapped them both!

Comments

sugarshane007 20

Monday 5 November 2012 0:31

Come on OP, you can't tell me this wasn't romantic in the least! This guy is creative!!! FYL OP.

Epikouros 31

Monday 5 November 2012 0:47

Hey, if a naked girl is next to him and he's still thinking about marrying you, he must really love you.

krapula 4

Monday 5 November 2012 1:27

The OP never said anything about cheating. Maybe they were at a strip club together or something (Yes couples do that together sometimes) and he got drunk and decided to propose

YeniDewie 0

Monday 5 November 2012 2:23

so true

YeniDewie 0

Monday 5 November 2012 2:24

so true

mrsmaglietta 6

Monday 5 November 2012 9:26

wow

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 5 November 2012 15:29

The only question I have is how he wound up next to a naked girl. Because there are many possibilities.

StubbornDonkey 10

Tuesday 6 November 2012 9:51

Are you sure you were the one he was even proposing to?

Blyville 2

Monday 12 November 2012 17:56

As someone who got married at 18 and was forgiving for his childhood flings so to say. I'm telling you its best to move on. I got divirced 14 years later. I won't say he didn't love me but he didn't respect me. To this day even when he is in a serious relationship he still lets me know how much fun we could have. i realize how lucky i am because i know now it wasnt me it was him and he will always be a cheater.