By bigbum - 04/11/2012 09:50 - Australia - Glenroy

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Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML
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feldco1 17

Drunk words are sober thoughts? Not sure if it helps at this point though.

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Twisted_Angel 17

I hope you told him to go plug himself and walked out of the room. He will only use being drunk as an excuse to cheat in the future.

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guci101 14

That's a bummer. It should have been you op.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Grammar nazis give it a rest. It's FML for crying out beans, not work emails or something official.

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DocBastard 38

Who cares where it is? Lousy grammar is lousy grammar. If I were a webmaster, I wouldn't want or allow bad grammar on my site. Hmm...that gives me an idea.

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anedderm 4

On the bright side, I'm sure the girl felt like an idiot.

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AidenSurvival 7

Cheaters. Cheaters everywhere. Slap him and the chick.

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sonnyrosa 32

#54... I was a little dyslexic there for a second... I thought that read "Slap him on the dick" and I thought about what an evil person you must be and how we should be friends.

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thewife5 19

I'm not sure if a proposal from him ever would, or will be great. Cut your losses.

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torianab 7

He probably stole that proposal from some scene out of a Katherine Heigl rom com. You know the one, they meet in a really ridiculous manner. One was out of the other's league. She was either super geeky or a super bitch. They fall in love and his proposal has to outdo his brother's because there is intense sibling rivalry...hmm...it'll come to me sooner or later.

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