Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have... - FML

By bigbum - 04/11/2012 09:50 - Australia - Glenroy

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Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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feldco1 17

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:10

Drunk words are sober thoughts? Not sure if it helps at this point though.

AussieChild 22

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:11

Hope you slapped them both!

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BreathlessInk 15

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:18

Was his excuse 'I took her with me to go ring-shopping, and she needed to remove all of her clothes to try it on?'

grands138 4

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:22

The ring in the chocolate cake or champagne glass has been done to death. Sounds like he was just trying to propose in a unique and memorable way.

ambowew 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:26

Proposing on The Sims doesn't count! Although, I do have a sudden urge to go play myself. Proposal in the filthy bathroom, here I come!

perdix 29

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:26

Was he proposing marriage or a threesome? If it were the latter, he sure came well-prepared. You gotta give him credit for that!

swedeNix 13

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:31

Maybe he fell asleep before nothin happened?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:38

Anything* And I find that very unlikely.

perdix 29

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:53

#22, or maybe he fell asleep alone and then the naked girl came in a lay down beside him. That's another legit scenario that shows he is innocent and she should marry him.

CuriousAlien 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:36

Wow is it official cheating month or something?

CoDHater 9

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:59

Just because there was a naked girl beside her doesn't mean he was cheating. For all we know she could've walked up before he purposed and he didn't notice her.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 4 November 2012 17:21

He was also drunk. Drunk people have the worst judgement and skewed priorities.

luckyd880 12

Monday 5 November 2012 0:50

"Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause he's rapin' everybody round here"

joshcolon117 1

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:39

Yaaaaaaa buddy get it!

Trooth 13

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:46

Please tell me you didn't say yes

perdix 29

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:51

Forewarned is forearmed. If you're into polyamory, you might have found a winner.

AgaveLoco 5

Sunday 4 November 2012 16:05

A naked girl in the same room? Why?

MissMae93 23

Sunday 4 November 2012 16:18

...Drunk sex perhaps?

Tuffay 14

Sunday 4 November 2012 18:27

Why Not? Don't like naked girls? Too bad for U!

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