Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two...

By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By Agata - 21/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 05:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML

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Emotional rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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Explain yourself!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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Too much pressure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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Sunday 12 July 2009 10:18

Did he use one of those Taco Bell sauce packets?

gorbagil 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:48

Hes a dick

Comments

fml2102008 1

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:58

what a loser of a boyfriend you have there.

artkiid 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:19

whatta twat. dump him.

urbanimpression 6

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:38

WHAT A FLAMING ****** HEAD POOP SNIFFING FARTHOLE CRAP EATER FAG FAG.

cactus_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:40

That sucks.

lindzXcore 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:25

**** HIS life.

sickinlove13 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:41

aww I'm sorry, hun. At least he didn't break it off completely, right? He just needs a little time. Be patient. I've been with my boyfriend for 2 years and marriage hasn't even crossed his mind. Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be work out.

Leaveittosteven 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:11

Kill your boyfriend.

um_duh 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:12

After 2 years if he isn't ready for the commitment he never will be. Dump him now while you still have the chance rather than letting him string you along for another few years when you finally get frustrated & leave him

fmlbaby_fml 0

Monday 13 July 2009 5:57

So true!

araceli86 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:58

Honey, if he asked you then pulls out 2 minutes later.....KICK HIM TO THE CURB!!! You can do better. There are plenty of men out there ready and willing to settle down with a good woman. Hes not one of them.=/