Love: Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 17:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were riding in the back seat of his mom’s car and she kept talking at him non-stop. He responded only in grunts. When at some point I informed her that her son had been asleep for several minutes, she just kept on talking to him anyway. FML

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syki 22

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:03

Guess you're not his main bitch.

BubbleGrunge 18

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:07

Next time he ask for sex, tell him the dog is probably more than willing.

Comments

asktherunes 4

Saturday 22 September 2012 15:20

And he is still your boyfriend. The guy who places more importance on his dog than his girlfriend. If you stay with him, you will remain in the back seat.

coolchickluciana 2

Saturday 22 September 2012 16:02

I think it's time for you to get a new boyfriend

EandL_fml 2

Saturday 22 September 2012 17:54

you lady need to work on your self esteem! so you are still in school and your boyfriend isn't hence he picked you up from school. so you are with a guy who is older than you and you were flattered that he would pick up you because it's unusual that he would do something that sweet? how is picking you up a sweet gesture that isn't the norm? then he treats you worse than the dog? Honey it sounds like you need to find yourself some self respect and then once you do, you can find your self a guy who will respect you! You're still young you can find some one much better!

lostfaithinpppl 19

Saturday 22 September 2012 18:33

Well said #99. OP, guys will continue treating you with disrespect until you actually respect yourself enough to not allow them to.

Jessy713 6

Saturday 22 September 2012 19:43

Next time he wants to make-out bring him his dog :)

aprilita 8

Saturday 22 September 2012 19:56

YDI for staying with him and letting him treat you that way

leydia 10

Saturday 22 September 2012 22:32

Maybe OP hasn't dated him long enough to know his behavior. Or perhaps this is the first time he has done something like this. Whatever the case is you deserve so much better OP!