Love: Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By surprise - 15/01/2015 20:30 - United States - Starkville

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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By chachi - 28/09/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

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By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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You deserved it 6 440

By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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You deserved it 4 257

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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Motormouth

By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 17:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were riding in the back seat of his mom’s car and she kept talking at him non-stop. He responded only in grunts. When at some point I informed her that her son had been asleep for several minutes, she just kept on talking to him anyway. FML

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syki 22

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:03

Guess you're not his main bitch.

BubbleGrunge 18

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:07

Next time he ask for sex, tell him the dog is probably more than willing.

Comments

Emiweb 9

Sunday 23 September 2012 10:10

My dog always got travel sick in the back and would puke. In the front, she was fine. Maybe his dog is similar. Though, as picking her up was an 'unusually sweet' gesture, maybe he is just a bit of a dick.

winterlies 8

Sunday 23 September 2012 16:14

nice guys finish last, after all.

The_F3rris 11

Sunday 23 September 2012 16:18

The dog must be better in the sack than you, OP.

kenzierocky97 4

Sunday 23 September 2012 18:47

Dated a guy similar. Not fun honey. It ends brutal

ChicaChica5683 0

Sunday 23 September 2012 19:29

And you're dating him why??

BrandisaurousRex 6

Monday 24 September 2012 6:24

That is when you dump him!!!

snowboarder1231 1

Monday 24 September 2012 17:00

obviously you can do better.

jessicalouise210 6

Thursday 27 September 2012 13:28

bitch, should know her place, y'know? j.k.

iheartzombies15 4

Friday 28 September 2012 4:37

Your dating a douche bag.. A doucheeeee baggggggg.. Doucheeee bagggggggg...

Ahrveiren 4

Friday 28 September 2012 6:22

This is why I'm starting to hate women. They complain about douchebags like this AND THEY STILL DATE THEM! Meanwhile, many men who aren't douchebags are lonely and dateless.