Are you offering? Haha.

I couldn't have said it better.

I could name at least 5 or so guys I know for who that'd be a turn on :D

It's an FML because as soon as he found out that she wouldn't be sexing him up because she's on her period, he took her home. He couldn't be bothered to spend none horizontal time with her, maybe play a board game, watch a movie, or cuddle, no, no, he took her home. That seems to indicate he's only in it for the sex.

or maybe they're just a pain in the ass cause they have to be around you. Stereotyping idiot.

Word. It sucks that your boyfriend won't hang out with you because you are on your period and don't feel like having sex. It's FMLs like these that make me even more aware of how awesome my boyfriend is. You might want to reconsider the foundation of your relationship.

I agree. A lot of people seem to have really shitty boyfriends on FML. My boyfriend is the best guy ever to live in comparison.

Agreed. It makes me appreciate my boyfriend all the more- when I'm on the rag, he does everything he can to help, even making me sit in his truck with him, with the heat on to help my cramps, allowing me to use him as a human pillow. :o Regardless of what he needs or wants to do at the time.

1. It could have hit her early or late, so she didn't know she had it when she made the plans. But more importantly... 2. Spending the night is not synonymous with sex. Spending the night is spending the night. Possibility of sex, yes, but it isn't something required to happen.

Spending the night is not always synonymous with sex when you're in a relationship. Maybe if you were "spending the night" with a hooker, then yes, it would be guaranteed. Or perhaps with a **** buddy. In relationships, sometimes people spend the night because they physically want to be with each other (because they actually like each other), with yes, the possibility of sex.

Here's where a little detective work is needed. I am assuming that since this couple didn't have their act together regarding what to do during her period, they are probably a pretty new couple. My experience has been that in that early stage, "spending the night" meant sex. Once a couple has been going out for a while, then they could spend the night without having sex. It's just a guess.

Plexico, be proud that I made an account just to respond to you... First of all, I am a female who has had sex... Just so we are clear on that. I was in a long term relationship and I started sleeping with my boyfriend before we had sex... Also, he didnt want to know anything about the whole cycle thing, I dont care to talk about it. Doesnt mean we werent in a serious relationship... Just because you have to know when your girlfriend is bleeding doesnt mean every guy wants to know. Guys dont want to hear about it, at all. Get over it... And just because a girl doesnt want to have sex, it doesnt mean anything. Sometimes we just dont want to have sex. Grow up and stop thinking you know everything. Not everyone is you, deal with it. My relationship lasted 4 years and Im in my mid 20s. STFU, no one likes you. And no, spending the night doesnt always mean sex... You are kind of a dumbass if you think thats all "spending the night" means... Her boyfriend (hopefully ex) is just using her for sex, if you cant see that, clearly you need to reevaluate.

This post was the biggest load of shit... Nobody cares if you've had sex with your long term highschool boyfriend. In real life, for a new couple, spending the night does mean sex. Primarily sex, I would say. The person you are replying to has impeccable logic.

Jesus, you are boring.

"In reality?" I didn't realize there was a universal set of rules for relationships.

Maybe this is because I'm still in college, but for me, even in the early stages of the relationship, "spending the night" has not been synonymous with sex. "Spending the night" is more of a test-drive sleep over kind of thing, like seeing how he shares his space in bed and how well you fit together. Bed chemistry... without the sex. This is probably because I am a relationship-type person, not someone who wants to have sex and then skedaddle.

flyingtoasters, I'm flattered that you have a crush on me, but I don't think it's going to work out. I just can't be with a girl who doesn't use apostrophes. You are right that men usually don't want to know the intricacies of a woman's cycle. However, they do want to know whether you are open for business. Tons of euphemisms have been used to gently pass on that info, like "my friend is visiting." I once had a girlfriend who kept that news to herself and once, after we had sex, I pulled my penis out and it was covered in blood. It was traumatic! If you read the original post, clearly this couple is in a sexual relationship. He is with her and buying condoms. My point was that she should have let him know "her friend was visiting" much earlier so maybe they could have had a nice date and gone to their respective homes. Since he wouldn't have an expectation of sex, he wouldn't have had his outburst and the FML could have been avoided. I don't know how this devolved into the semantics of what "spend the night" means. If I'm wrong, someone needs to call the Rolling Stones. And, flyingtoasters, don't say that no one likes me. . . it is clear that you are hot for me.

Plexico, actually you annoy the hell out of me... I cant stand you... And maybe I have a phobia of apostrophes, did you think of that? No, because everyone has to be just like you because you are perfect... No, guys dont need to know when she is having "that time of the month" because sex should never be expected. Sometimes girls just dont want to have sex all the time, which given your personality, Im surprised you get any at all. Clearly, he just wanted to have sex with her and thats all he wants. And really, spending the night just means sex to you? God, you must be the worst boyfriend ever. I personally find its no ones business but my own, if I dont want to have sex because of it or just because I dont feel like having sex, he should respect that. You dont assume that just because a girl turns down sex, shes on the rag. Thats just stupid. Sometimes we really just dont feel like it. Deal with it.

Wrong on both counts, and just because I have an opinion doesnt mean its that time of the month.... Seriously.... It just shows how small minded you are. Tangents? No, sweetie, its called OPINION. Im allowed to have one... There is a respect issue in this FML. He wanted sex, when he found out he wasnt getting any, he dropped her off. Thats not respect, thats using someone. Had he asked her before he picked her up if she wanted to have sex, this could have been avoided. Its not something he should expect from his girlfriend. And you would throw me out of the car for having an opinion? Wow, stuck in the middle ages are we? Oh my God! Woman with an opinion, it must be her period.... Come on, grow up.

Aw, flyingtoasters, it's a thin line between love and hate. I can see that I arouse you and your phony hatred of me is so transparent. We all see through it. Fear of apostrophes? Bullshit! You use quotes and that's the same ******* key! Also, when you use the ellipsis, the periods are too close together (an amazing coincidence considering the topic of this FML and what may explain flyingtoasters' crankiness), you should put a space between each period. So, put down this pretend disdain of me. Let's go get a drink sometime.

Plexico, Im flattered, really but, there are several reasons why you and I wouldnt work out... 1. You keep making references to it being "that time of the month" just because I actually manage to have an opinion. 2. I have self respect. But thanks. (Yes, I am just playing along, see? I have a sense of humor.) I personally think OP should have just said I dont want to have sex tonight. Would have cleared up a lot. And of course the (ex?)boyfriend could have asked her when he picked her up if she wanted to have sex. That also would have prevented the FML from happening. Its not like the OP can read minds you know, unlike you can Plexico... How I wish I had that skill... :P

Sweetie, what exactly makes me an "obnoxious *****"? Because Im willing to disagree with Plexico? Because I told him he was annoying? Because I dare disagree with a man? How rude of you to assume Im a *****... Im not a practice girl either, hate to tell you that... Most of my friends like an opinionated woman who wont take shit from people because they think they are entitled because they male, female, or they think they know everything, or whatever, and Im not a fattie either, just so we are clear (not that there is anything wrong with it but... Dont use that because im not). Plexico and I are playing nice, why dont you join us? I dont really enjoy arguing with people who resort to petty insults because they cant think of anything else intelligent to say. I refuse to sink to that level. I think you just dont like being bested by a girl... Grow up Mlia666. As for you clever nick, wtf? Who asked you? I didnt have sex in high school, but thanks for the assumption. You shouldnt assume anything, because it makes an ass out of you...

Exactly! In a committed relationship, it's not all about the sex. There's the physical closeness that's appealing too. This guy obviously didn't care to spend time with her if they can't have sex.

You see, flyingtoasters, I knew we could argue and still end up friends. Now, I'm not suggesting that this will occur between you and me, but in the course of my life, I have gotten into some pretty heated arguments on dates that were invariably followed by the most torrid sex. I thought during the arguments that these girls hated me, but I must have been firing them up in a completely different way. It is counter-intuitive, that is why I only discovered it empirically, i.e., through real-life experience. Science can be fun!

Of course Plexico, of course. :) That does happen occasionally, passion leads to amazing things. I didnt mean to come off as self rightous Mlia66, but you cant always pin things on the female because shes female, no one in a relationship should expect sex all the time, and if thats all he wanted, then thats not a relationship... Of course the both of you should be glad that you are probably much nicer than OPs hopefully ex... But please, no one really likes being called a ***** unless they actually fit the description. :) and Im pretty sure I dont.