By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
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aiezaiza 0

For those saying she can still get pregnant whilst on her period, I think she was saying that she didn't want sex due to being on her period, not that menstruating prevents pregnancy. Also, if she doesn't want to have sex at this time of the month, that's her decision, sheesh. And your boyfriend sounds like a bit of an arse. :(

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saint101 0

well, your boyfriend is a jerk for only wanting you for sex, but I don't blame him one bit for not wanting to have sex with you during that time of the month. having sex on your period is like a sick fetish = nasty and perverted and just painful.

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Sappheyes 0

Perverted? I'm having a hard time understanding why a hormonal phase that women spend about one fourth of their lives in is "perverted". Gotta love the lil boys on here.

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Tomfuckery 0

Well, I don't think it's theat bad. SPending the night has a certain connotation. If you were going somewhere during the day or something, then ya, he's an asshole. He's not that bad

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bethechange_fml 0

Ur boyfriend is a jerk, but ew, expecting someone to have sex on ur period has to be a turnoff. Thats just sick.

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cactus_fml 0

Everyone assuming that she meant they could have unprotected sex, consider this: MAYBE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX ON HER PERIOD. That would be a mess.

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roundnproud 7

if you already knew he was an ass and just dated him since he was good-looking or funny, then ydi

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skullbuster 0

Oh, when I first read this I just assumed that the bf didn't want to walk the red carpet - but I see now that he knew he wasn't going to get any so he decided to drop your ass off at home. Well, if we do the math here, it says that unless you are putting out, your bf isn't interested in you. And from there, we can tell that your relationship is in fact a booty call/hook-up and not much more. If you don't understand that, take my word for it and walk away before we have to read an FML from you 6 months from now about how he broke up with you in a text message while you were signing papers on a mortgage for your cohab love nest, or some bullshit about how you found multiple pairs of someone else's panties behind his headboard, or how he sent you pics of him and his new bitch girlfriend making out, or how he asked you for his condoms back after he broke up with you. Save us all the heartache!

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mangotreats 2

there are a lot of ways you could interpret this one but i took it as she was going to have sex with no condoms since it was the infertile part of her cycle...now reading the comments i'm thinking she wasn't going to have sex at all. but if it's the first thing i said, i just wanted give my PSA that you can still get pregnant while on your period, though unlikely. and don't forget about STD's. also, period sex is the best!! lol, IDK why that's the horniest time of the month for me and i ****** faster and harder. :D

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