By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 542
You deserved it 78

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aiezaiza 0

For those saying she can still get pregnant whilst on her period, I think she was saying that she didn't want sex due to being on her period, not that menstruating prevents pregnancy. Also, if she doesn't want to have sex at this time of the month, that's her decision, sheesh. And your boyfriend sounds like a bit of an arse. :(

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Why would you want to have sex with someone when their on their period? That's nasty and plus I usually don't want something pokeing around down there when I'm on my period it hurts and it's just nasty. Oh and yes you can get pregnant while on your period.

I understand you completely. When I'm on my period I get like, hypersensitive, and then to me sex just hurts. It's like even with lubricant my body doesn't like the friction. Plus during that time of the month my entire body usually feels like I had twenty people just hold me down and beat the stuffing out of me so even general movement hurts. From the perspective of what happens to me during that time I can't understand why anyone would have period sex either. However I say Kudos to anyone who can and enjoys it.

your boyfriend is an asshole and needs to use his brain instead of his dick

sweet_as_arsenic 0

it sucks that shes obviously only valued for her body, sounds like she needs someone who actually cares about her and wants to spend time with her even if he doesnt get what he wants. shoulda never gotten mixed up with a guy like that in the first place...

Mata_Hari 0

Nice username to make this post....

Lindsay46789 0

Exactly! I can't believe no one else mentioned it. It is obvious: He's only interested in me for 'Onething.' OP: Please dump him, now. You are a great person who deserves to be valued for who you are and not what's between your legs.

Hahahah. My favorite part about this FML thread is that every single comment about women being bitches during their period got hidden.

adamdrinkslots 0

haha, I bet he wrote on the ijustwanttotellyou.com site "babe, I just want to tell you, I'm only in it for the sex"

Ewww, why would you tell him that? I swear, nothing's grosser than a period. You chicks get all pissy when we guys talk about our poops, yet you yak on about your periods to your girlfriends all the time. What's worse? "Hey, I gotta go take a big dump!" or "There's blood gushing out of my vajayjay!" The answer should be clear.

#77 - I'm a girl and I never act all prissy about guys pooping. It's perfectly natural, I poop all the time haha. But anyway, I think it's a little mean for your boyfriend to not spend the night with you just because you have your period. I mean, you guys could have watched a movie or something. Yeah, he has to miss out on sex for one night. He can't wait a little bit? Jeez.

Hm. I tell my boyfriend when I'm on my period. I don't give him the intimate, sorted details, though. But since he isn't five years old and has, oh I don't know, MATURITY, he doesn't freak out over it. Also, I think that he's caught onto the fact that a woman's menstrual cycle can increase her sex drive. It does for me, anyway.

*sniff sniff* Does it smell like prepubescent boy in here?

jnic 0

Yeah, because it would be so much better for her to keep it a secret the whole time, and then surprise a guy who's obviously grossed out by periods with some menstrual blood on his dick. You fail.

Either teach him that there are possibilities beyond the old Missionary-position in-and-out, or dump his silly ass for someone skilled.

Well, hell--77, if he was going to shriek like a little girl over some blood, it's better she warned him instead of just surprising him with it, isn't it?

doodxmouse 0

;];] getting done feels better on your period, anyways. but, your boyfriends a prick. hahaha.

doodxmouse 0

haha, yeah really! just do it at either the very beginning or very end, and it's not a massacre. ;D haha. :|