By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
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bettyc4 26

Time for ... The Talk

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Madrias 36

Facebook + Excited = instant YDI from me.

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SoultheWolf 19

Maybe you should try and start something first. You can't just sit on your ass and expect the man to do everything sexual for you. Try and snuggle him, or rub against his shoulders slightly. Try and let him know that you want him to pay attention to you.

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zacfml6 0

The only thing i can say is SHIT happens

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holycoweh 2

I'll poke ya but it won't be on Facebook

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nightrider1 0

I think ur bf just turned gay and is to scared to come out to u.

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A_dreamer_22 3

So..no point in being in this "relationship" then.

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Liindaaax3 4

How his touching is fb a page!

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runnawaygirl 4

Then get off the computer, go outside, and meet someone

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Samba1234 13

I hope you have a long distance relationship or else this is very very sad! :(

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