By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
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bettyc4 26

Time for ... The Talk

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Madrias 36

Facebook + Excited = instant YDI from me.

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Imachillifilliz 2

Don't feel too terrible, I had one like that. I was in 8th grade, so it wasn't really a "relationship" but he'd pass me in the halls and just wave and keep going. He also cried when I dumped him. But in your case, you should evaluate the relationship further. Sorry of I'm not making sense, i am very much so sleep deprived.

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GoW_Chick 14

WTF?! *creeper alert*

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Enslaved 36

Haha, the OP's name, "Skullie" reminds me of what one of my associates calls it when his wife gives him head on birthday occasions.

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perdix 29

You need to let him know that 3/14 is coming up, Steak and ******* Day. To me, 3.14 is Pi Day -- maybe things can be different this year ;)

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Enslaved 36

If I didn't know you better, I'd say you were making that up..... Research says otherwise. So I will ask, how did you do "your" research. I used google. Lol countdown to zero.:P

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perdix 29

Well, pi = 3.1415926. . . I take the first three digits, 3.14, which can be translated at March 14. Real nerds celebrate the moment at 3:49:20.5 AM, if you carry it out to more significant figures (or 3:09:26 PM, in some opinions.) Uber-nerds make sure it's on Greek time, where the concept of pi was invented. Does that answer your question?

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Enslaved 36

3/14- Pi and BJ's? Good thing it falls on hump day this year.

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perdix 29

Well, the Pi day makes sense to me, but the Steak and ******* Day seems like a possible hoax and I'll need to do further investigation. I'm going to need a research assistant . . .

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perdix 29

I thought for sure that line was going to work! But as #53 shows, it doesn't test well with real, live girls. Back to the ol' drawing board. #48, try "And pinch yo *******." Good luck and let me know how that works.

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McNerdyNerd 8

Just stalk him somewhere completely random, then ninja glomp him :) and then have a serious conversation afterwards.

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hahaleym 0

I touch my girl friend, everyday.????????????????????????

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periwinkle95 10

We don't care. ??????????????????????????

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julialinn 2

And why are you still with him?

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matildatilda 0

So he asked u out right. O dat is just rong

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