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By annababyyyy - 10/11/2014 05:01 - United States - Rockville

Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By tooembarrassed - 12/02/2016 15:13 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML

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Bad women's anatomy

By RazorBumps - 16/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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thesmeagol 22

Monday 10 November 2014 17:08

Did it by chance say '**** off'?

spoo 24

Monday 10 November 2014 17:08

Well, what did it say?

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rushalm 7

Tuesday 11 November 2014 21:25

Too many holes ruin the fun!

someguyhere 12

Tuesday 11 November 2014 21:50

I rarely laugh at most of the post but this one did the job.

nfldgirl 3

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:49

I feel your pain, OP.

beautybubblez 14

Wednesday 12 November 2014 7:32

Well think of the positive that he loves you for you, no matter what :-)

drc428 5

Wednesday 12 November 2014 8:08

at least he touches it...

FluffyPandas156 13

Wednesday 12 November 2014 9:36

You try to hard for a comment sir.

jackroarrr 25

Wednesday 12 November 2014 19:26

Er ... Haha. Try baking soda paste during free hrs you can walk nude then astringent and a body wash ..

ostfaiz 18

Saturday 15 November 2014 11:34

Multani mitti or Fullers Earth is the solution

haydenzare 4

Saturday 22 November 2014 20:10

His life seems to be the suckish one....

joannvm96 7

Monday 1 December 2014 7:28

Eww. Lol funny though at least he didn't get grossed out by it?

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Same thing different taste

A little higher, dude

Bad women's anatomy

Woof woof

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