Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry...

By ohmaigawd - 14/09/2011 16:59 - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By snoozerlooser - 25/12/2010 00:00 - Canada

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:33

what happened to no strings attached?

meggieh815 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:32

so.. what did you say??

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SnailJamsss 6

Friday 16 September 2011 5:45

Now that's classy.

NcredibadTay 0

Friday 16 September 2011 5:56

That's hawt :)

MariSB 1

Friday 16 September 2011 6:19

He should have tied the string to his balls cause once you're married you've got him by the balls. Eh, I guess he was close enough. :) not really an fml

marylynpham 0

Friday 16 September 2011 6:36

That'll be an interesting story to tell your kids

gracetaylor 0

Friday 16 September 2011 13:43

how romantic of him! what did you say?

mjhcc 6

Friday 16 September 2011 16:54

Creative, Sexy, Romantic & Funny! What else can you ask for? I think it was pretty funny & Cool, :)

mikaylaraymond 0

Friday 16 September 2011 20:25

I hope you said yes for all that effort and creativity

TheChad85 1

Friday 16 September 2011 23:36

Hahaha classic!

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:01

You obviously said yes

mario3584 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:48

lol what if it got stuck on his penis

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