Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry...

By ohmaigawd - 14/09/2011 16:59 - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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You deserved it 8 527

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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You deserved it 1 908

By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By snoozerlooser - 25/12/2010 00:00 - Canada

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

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You deserved it 7 801

By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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You deserved it 8 405

By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 13 905

By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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You deserved it 715

By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:33

what happened to no strings attached?

meggieh815 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:32

so.. what did you say??

Comments

starkidkitty 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 23:11

Very imaginative. He's a keeper

twilgirl 1

Sunday 18 September 2011 3:45

Lmao!

bbiiaattcchh13 1

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:49

Very sexy

Crazyforcheese 6

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:10

So are you going to tell your kids that in future ?

missy232 0

Monday 19 September 2011 0:10

Thats gonna be a fun marriage!

mandihbew 0

Monday 19 September 2011 2:15

I'd say yes

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:38

I don't know whether to laugh or be repulsed by this guy's immaturity. He's technically asking OP to marry his penis, and to me that says he only loves her for one reason, which is sex. I'd find out if he really loves you first OP, and then if he proposes like a mature gentleman, accept it if the love is real.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:41

I don't know whether to laugh or be repulsed by this guy's immaturity. The fact that he proposed to you in that regard says to me that he only cares about the sex, and not you. He's technically asking if you'll marry his penis. I'd say no, tell him to grow up, and after you determine if he loves you and not just the sex, and he asks in a mature manner, then say yes if you even want him then.