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By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

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Angel1000168 16

Monday 16 May 2011 5:45

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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fruitloop1221 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 16:59

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

marinus_fml 19

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:00

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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Pinson18 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:47

atleast he's being original. never quite heard of such a proposal till now lol. did u say yes and give him the bj?

619warrior281 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:56

what was too small? the ring or his dick?

putridmuffin 3

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:59

What a Legend! Epic Proposal! Could not have been cooler even if he ejaculated tiger blood!

Pinson18 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:04

you just tell them lol and yes people do read those, well I do anyway.

justthinkaboutit 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:13

I hope you said no, because this sounds like the beginning of many disappoints coming your way in your future if you stay with him!!! This is a glimpse into your FUTURE. RUN!

onlygoddess14 7

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:20

Was the ring too small or the penis? ;)

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:21

Haha what a great proposal

CaptainPickles72 18

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:32

See how she put "boyfriend" not "my now fiancee".

bigdawg11 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:37

Wait was his dick to small or the ring? And how did he get it on his balls? Are they the size of peanuts??????

fuckmelifelike 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:47

i think thats quite romantic...

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