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By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

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marinus_fml 19

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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Ravemonster 0

I feel sorry for u, I would have said no cuz of how he proposed FYL

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gremlin87 0

I have a feeling that OP's boyfriend was probably really proud of himself for coming up with such an original idea (which it is, I have never heard of a proposal going down like this before). It's both hilarious and kind of sad. I admit I am curious about the quality of the ring... if it was a kick ass ring it may DESERVE a kick ass ********. OP, whatever your decision, good luck.

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phatdaddy62 23

So the ring was too small? Or was his dick too small? You weren't really clear on that . . . . That'd be a really small dick - unless he has fingers like bananas.

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rachelaguren 0

yeeeeaahh.. I would've bit his nut sack off and then said no(:

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natetheman14 0

wait was the ring too small or his dick lol

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manny2 0

how did he get the ring stuck on his balls??

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steelfever123 0

I bet you sucked it resl good. Women should have no rights. They should be nothing but pawns and sex slaves willing to bend over at our demand to take it up the ass. Suck his dick whenever he asks bitch.

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madamsatine2008 0

I love u..

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66mustangrocks 4

wow, u are a complete ******. i bet u have no girl friend and no life. the guy who proposed with the ring on his balls is smarter than u. god ur ******* stupid...

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mortegataco 2

He is gross!! you need to get rid of him.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

I would say hell no! because the way he asked u. wat a jerk.

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