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By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 tells us more.

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

Top comments

fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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lulu1959 0

ha, I hope to hell you said NO way, to the proposal and the ********! What an a-hole!!

vetraykint 0

didn't need to stick the ring on his penis dumbass

luv959 0

haha I'm sorry no one really deserves that kinda proposal not a great story to tell friends and family huh haha

So I assume it's the ring and not his dick (hopefully) that was too small.

madamsatine2008 0

classic lol!! I would soooo say yes!! that's my kinda man!

wow obviously she was taking about the ring being too small. how would a penis being too small to hold a ring make any sense at all?