App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 819
You deserved it 6 235

Angel1000168 tells us more.

Angel1000168 16

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

151 7
marinus_fml 19

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

96 0

Comments

What_Exactly 0

he's got to have some balls to pull a stunt like that.

0 0
TheRealLori 0

Too small? His teeny peeny or the ring?

0 0
Dez31396 0

wwhat was too small? the ring or his penis??? lmao

0 0
dennislogston 0

Say no to the blow-job and yes to marry him ;) his plan would crash and burn!

1 0
bobleheadNS 0

wait, so he managed to put his ballsack THROUGH the hole in the ring? or did he just like tape it to them???

0 0
HarryZ_fml 2

he knew that would be the last ******** he would ever get. married life == no oral.

0 0
truehitman2010 0

you missheard him his original plan was to put it on his penis but the ring was to big

0 0