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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2025 19:00

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Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

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Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

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Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 20:01

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Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML

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By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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cmfh88 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:46

pubes? gross...

SuperWasian 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:03

Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.

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green_ghost_fml 4

Thursday 7 April 2011 6:14

STOP TELLING OP TO SHAVE. I know this may come as a shock to some of you guys, but it turns out that not everything women do is to please men, especially random men on the Internet who they've never met! Isn't that amazing? Also, to you morons saying "why do you have pubes?"... I'm assuming it's because she's an adult woman and not five years old. Or hell, maybe OP's a dude! But that's different! Because guys are allowed to have pubes! Right?

laurachiica15 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:37

ewes shave that shiit

lovelydrop 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 16:54

ur dating an ex **** star

Charmizzlethrash 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 3:11

YDI for having pubes.

yeah_eff 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 20:39

wax or shave!

siilvr 0

Monday 11 April 2011 7:32

is your bf five?

serenity40 6

Monday 11 April 2011 21:47

ydi for having long enough hair down there for him to pull. maybe you should shave or wax that area. gross op!!!!

xX6METALHEAD9Xx 0

Monday 11 April 2011 21:56

at least he tried?

juliana1293 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 1:03

That's why there's shaving!!

mountvernon 0

Friday 15 April 2011 5:28

maybe u should shave u nasty hoe

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