Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting'... - FML

By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

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Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

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Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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Found it

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 20:01

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Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML

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By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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Top comments

cmfh88 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:46

pubes? gross...

SuperWasian 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:03

Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.

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Lovelytoes 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:39

Anyone thats THIS SHOCKED by the fact a woman has pubic hair is truly not mature enough to be looking at it.

playing247 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:18

LMFAO

BigManny94 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 20:14

that's ******* disgusting. kern how to use a razor.

bigassfish97 0

Monday 15 August 2011 6:16

Eww

MissMae93 23

Wednesday 17 August 2011 17:17

Uhm why are your pubes long enough for him to pull on? Shave that sh*t

hewdud 0

Monday 19 September 2011 4:15

Why do you have pubes that long?... And why didn't you shut his ass down.

tHEkAYjAy 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:19

Sounds like someone needs to shave!

hiddenpoet 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:41

SHAVEN HAVEN

JordenAsplund 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:52

He shouldn't be able to grab your pubes in general...

DreadPirate522 12

Monday 23 April 2012 18:09

It's like starting a lawn mower... Maybe he was trying to tell you something?

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