Money: Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top...

By Username - 14/04/2011 06:59

Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML

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By Karissa - 24/08/2021 10:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML

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By Toothless_Lasagna - 15/10/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and roommate got into a fist fight over a magic trick. They ended up putting a huge hole in the wall that's going to be expensive to fix. We're renting my boss's house. FML

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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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By scottyboy - 01/10/2016 07:58

Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 15:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML

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Drama!

By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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By Harry - 05/12/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofas to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Sad_homeowners - 20/10/2016 15:45 - United States - Pierre

Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML

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Move your ass

By Anonymous - 23/06/2023 06:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend sits in an empty apartment, complaining about it being a rat hole. HE picked the place, HE refuses my help to decorate, as well as my offer to get his stuff from the old place, and yes, he could totally afford something better. But sure, his life is shit. FML

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kinga08 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:03

I think you have more serious things to worry about than getting back a $720 deposit. You have an extremely violent boyfriend that can't control his anger. I'd be more concerned about that.

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:04

Tick tock tick tock- Soon it will be you he comes after. Learn the signs. He obviously can't control his anger.

Comments

munkeedu 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 21:52

It is rare for anyone to get back their deposit anyway...even if you clean and such.

jdengel 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:02

ydi for staying with him

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:01

Ydi for moving in with a psycho

juicyjennyc 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:14

how bout leaving while u are still alive ... does sound like it will be to much longer till ur the target

noah1213 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:16

next time the dude asks for a sandwich. Make the damn sandwich!

birds_fml 7

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:26

Leave that asshole. He obviously has anger management problems, why the hell are you even with him?? It won't be long before he's hitting you instead!

rexreta 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:23

Anger issues much?

collegeadministr 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:34

violent people can be quite unreasonable, so I bet anything she does might set him off.

collegeadministr 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:30

I hope you're not in an abusive relationship. if you need to get out of the relationship, don't worry about the stupid lease. your health and safety are more important than money.

atills 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 22:46

your stupid if you think you should stay with him after that. all I'm saying is that one day, when your closer to him then a wall, who do you think he's gonna go after?