By nosleep - 29/12/2012 07:33 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend read online that oversleeping has been linked to strokes later in life. He's now taken it upon himself to protect me by making sure that I have as minimal sleep as possible. FML
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llama612 27

Find an article that shows getting woken up by your BF a lot and not getting to sleep in or get much sleep leads to an increase in break ups or hospitalization due to severe foot to groin contact.

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wow810 4

Atleast he cares about you by not wanting u to die of a stroke later in life

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perdix 29

And undersleeping causes loss of sex drive. Which condition would he rather deal with?

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katties 27

Under-sleeping causes stress, which causes cancer...

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lilhellian 26

Just wondering, what doesn't cause cancer?

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SoSickWithIt 14

The puppy in your profile pic. I ******* love it, every time I see your comments I just stare at the puppy. He's cute. I can't help it.

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MuseFan1991 14

i heard this theory in psychology, it's due to the immobility during sleep causing blood pooling. of course, the fact that we turn around and fidget in our sleep helps counterbalance this problem :) p.s don't hate me if iv got anything wrong, i scraped these facts from 5 years ago so they may or may not be wrong

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OrangeKnife 10

And exactly how old is your boyfriend?

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OrangeKnife 10

Because, he should know what he read's in the Internet isn't true.

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igive 29

My grandma is old enough to remember the bubonic plague, and even she believes the internet. Age is irrelevant.

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Enslaved 36

Don't wake me up up up up up up, Don't wake me up, don't wake me UuuuuuPpppppp!

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smallshaft 10

If I don't wake you up, can I still borrow your hand while your asleep?

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SamanthaCassieL 10

I would tell him lack of sleep can harm someone's life as well... specially his. lol!

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PokemonLove993 17

as much as that sucks at least he cares about you :3

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bakerella 29

It's a sweet gesture but he needs to know that not getting enough sleep brings on a slew of problems itself

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lashes_to_ashes 14

Aw, at least it demonstrates how much he cares for you.

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