By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 00:50 - Brazil

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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structuredchaoz 4

Time for him to train to become a professional bachelor

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Mitcha857 0

wow this guys a douche! He couldn't wait one more night to "train"? It's not like the gaming system is gonna grow legs and run away, unlike his girlfriend

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sourgirl101 28

I bought that just to hear the new "Avenged Sevenfold" song.(:

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TheSithAssassin 15

I don't think anyone should "expect" to be married in just 3 years.

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armorf0r 7

black ops is the worst call of duty..

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Asura09 0

CODs too much of a flop to even be called a big name game anymore

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firstrecon 0

the a7x song rocks.... just to toot that horn (yay for a pretty much useless comment!!!!)

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BigEyedOwl 1

#50 mw3 is gonna be AMAZING!

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BeautifulSunshin 0

I would of stole his credit card and left him a note "im training to be a professional shopper!" lol

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Micheal_Taylor 2

what if he uses cash like a hardcore gamer?

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frozenfreeze 5

He'll show you when he actually becomes a pro gamer!

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Dez31396 0

yeah or th hobo outside walmart

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doc_j 0

keyword boyfriend. if there aint a ring on it than apparently ur not that special. especially to be ripped away from battlefield three. buy a vibrator, its better than a boyfriend plus u know its not acctually listing to your pointless dribble about horseshit aniversarys

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catatonicsleep 17

people can be together for over 3 years without being engaged/married, it doesn't make them any less special...

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StormGirl142 24

And you're a ******* asshole.

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mk58 31

How 'bout you buy a vibrator and stick it up your nose?

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MollyDollLifee 1

Inconsiderate jerk. Like hell anyone would want to spend forever with you!!

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doc_j 0

ha you lose again. i have been happily married for four years. and shes awesome because she like me has a great sense of humor. now go learn how to do ur makeup you mimi look alike

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Epilepsy_fml 0

Damn. Molly. you look like you have to take boiling water, a dragon and a pick axe to get off all that makeup that's caked on your face. I agree with this bro right above me.

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jewknowit710 2

your boyfriend = winning! (both in the figurative and literal sense)

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nani11 0

3 yrs? that shouldnt of havw been a surprise..

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Keyman1212 14

You need to rethink this relationship.

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_livinforlols 0

- if he hasn't married you by now, you shouldn't have expected anything special

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tasha86 4

three years doesn't necessarily mean marriage! I'm with my b/f for almost three years and neither of us want to get married until we've both graduated college and have better jobs to plan our wedding!

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