By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

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Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Lizza330 28

At least he didn't wax it off for you like that other guy did.

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kate3101 15

Do not - and I can't emphasise this enough - DO NOT shave your face. You will end with stubble like a guy. Everyone has hair on their face, but if you don't want it, wax or use electrolysis. Don't touch shaving

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vanillayumyum 2

Why do you have a mustache and pubic hair as a woman anyway?

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Perhaps he should clarify beforehand... and not be such an ungrateful asswipe.

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slyace 9

With all due respect he did say lips, not pussy lips. Theres a bit difference

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jwbfml 11

I'm sure he will appreciate that as well.

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LF928 3

if only I could have some girl like you OP. my girl friend hates it when I ask her to shave that area...

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KiddNYC1O 20

Leave a little hair on top.

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Coach634 4

The fact that you had pubic hair was gross and the fact that it took you an hour to shave it all is even more disgusting..

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daizey 4

You really should keep it shaven down there always if for no other reason helps to achieve better pleasure in the bedroom n is way more appealing to most guys. As for the stache there's a face cream by Nair get it apply it your done easy peasy

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Sharkitaxrscary 12

I mean if the stache doesn't really work well for you, I can see where he's coming from.

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