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By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
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Doortje 29

Well, that's definitely something new. I hope. So what happened?

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gotbiscuits 0

If he is that keen to know what happens, he should have used his own arse. What a ******* idiot.

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Zebidee 8

I've heard of having a bun in the oven, but that's ridiculous.

12 4
HenryL96 0

well yes it is relevant because of the flour a common cooking ingredient

5 1
notsoluckypup 12

Is he from the Jackass era? Lmao

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

Hold a lighter behind someone's ass and when they fart light up.

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kkline04 0

ur a dumbass if u actually did that...

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kingtz 6

Was the flour actually IN your butt or just all over it? And, yes. Curious minds wish to know what happened. Also, next time, try the really fine icing sugar so it can be licked off your ass.

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jdude2913 0

that's. one sex let me try. "Hanna, come lick my dick now. sry guys gotta go!

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skyeyez9 24

Tell your Dr Mengele bf to stuff a bag of flour up his own ass, instead of using you for his expierment.

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DjeePee 24

Dr Mengele? Do you really compare the guy that did horrible, painfull experiments (which often lead to death) with human beings, especially twin kids, with flour on the ass? Really? That's not even a little bit funny.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Apparently the flour this guy's been using is painful. I'm interested to find out just what kind he thinks would be comparable to Dr. Mengele.

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