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By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Bummed out

By Anon - 11/11/2023 04:00

Today, I tried to tease my boyfriend by pulling my skirt up, bending over, and backing up into him. He gagged and said, "Please, wash your ass." FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:19

Well, that's definitely something new. I hope. So what happened?

gotbiscuits 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:58

If he is that keen to know what happens, he should have used his own arse. What a ******* idiot.

Comments

omg_no_way 1

Monday 14 March 2011 3:46

and you agreed to this...?

sexylemon231 0

Monday 14 March 2011 3:46

Did you explode?

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 14 March 2011 4:55

what the fart??

awsomechick212 0

Monday 14 March 2011 5:19

ewwwh thts nasty !! wait..... what happened when you did fart ??? ;)

LaHunny_fml 0

Monday 14 March 2011 7:18

Lawd that's funny right there

just_saying_fml 0

Monday 14 March 2011 7:31

what a creep...

taelorrae011 0

Monday 14 March 2011 7:33

what a weirdo..

TheXTG8680 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:02

what others do in the privacy of their home and bedroom shouldn't be met with scorn.

JoeSidhu 0

Monday 14 March 2011 7:35

I wanna do that too.

jessicajellybean 0

Monday 14 March 2011 8:14

uhhhhh....

superbones 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:44

nice

superbones 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:48

nice rack

cintakay 0

Monday 14 March 2011 15:24

hahahahahahahaha

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