Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something...

By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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Experiment!

By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Bummed out

By Anon - 11/11/2023 04:00

Today, I tried to tease my boyfriend by pulling my skirt up, bending over, and backing up into him. He gagged and said, "Please, wash your ass." FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:19

Well, that's definitely something new. I hope. So what happened?

gotbiscuits 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:58

If he is that keen to know what happens, he should have used his own arse. What a ******* idiot.

Comments

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 15:39

Well what happened? I hate when they leave you hanging!

HeartYou101 31

Saturday 12 March 2011 15:56

That is soo funny lol

djphoenix18 1

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:54

This has got to be the funniest fml in the history of fmls. Hands down.

you_freak 7

Saturday 12 March 2011 19:56

How did it get that far?!

rosetta_stoned 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 21:12

so, did u do it??? bahahahahah!!

wienerwagon 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 0:20

Google "Cake Farts".

leaannec30 18

Monday 18 January 2016 3:20

i wish i didnt omg wtf is wrong with people

meeba 2

Sunday 13 March 2011 0:25

what happened?

mosquito19 14

Sunday 13 March 2011 2:25

shit in a bagel and have him eat it

bmsalinas 13

Sunday 13 March 2011 3:45

This relationship seems unhealthy. If the comfort level reaches that, you're basically related.

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 14 March 2011 4:54

Actually, it's good to be comfortable with your partner. If you can't be comfortable doing something spontaneous, then you shouldn't date them.

Reaper5639 16

Sunday 13 March 2011 9:18

Lmfao! That is some deeply ****** up shit! Seriously your boyfriend is into some weird shit

T3P33_fml 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 21:00

I bet his torso hairs are shaved in the shape of a penis.

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