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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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Serial killer vibes

By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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Cooked

By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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vntqmm 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:41

Well, at least he kept his promise...

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:42

I guess you wanted sausage

Comments

nadnerbz 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 21:02

Technically he said give, not make. He kept his promise

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Saturday 21 April 2012 21:13

that can be breakfast, he never said he was cooking you breakfast

Talkryz 7

Saturday 21 April 2012 21:21

What a dick...

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:35

Maybe he was running late?

LovexInfinity 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 21:25

Hey, at least you got your breakfast in bed, OP ;)

Rachiebabyx 1

Saturday 21 April 2012 21:49

Atleast it's good for youu !

xstream 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 21:59

like a BOSS

mcerin 10

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:00

Anyone else thinking about the fact that he put the granola bar on the bed next to her? Do they not sleep in the same bed...

Rachiebabyx 1

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:23

No she meant he threw it on the bed and the bars ended up being beside her

perdix 29

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:03

Were you expecting him to scramble your eggs?

loufol22 5

Sunday 22 April 2012 0:17

You want to write for the daily show. Good luck!( not being sarcastic )

loufol22 5

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:18

I'm saying good luck not hey perdix you have the daily show on your profile

wildlife917 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:37

Well he didn't exactly lie...

rawrrmonster78 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:44

Quit your bitching and eat what he gave you.

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