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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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Serial killer vibes

By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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Cooked

By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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vntqmm 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:41

Well, at least he kept his promise...

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:42

I guess you wanted sausage

Comments

shawnaishere 14

Sunday 22 April 2012 1:43

I mean he did give you breakfast..in bed. So it is justified.

cactasaurus 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 1:52

Atleast you got some fiber to start off your day!

yoyoforpeace 14

Sunday 22 April 2012 2:20

Were they at least good granola bars?

doglover569 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 4:22

Well isn't he a class act ;)

kristat 14

Sunday 22 April 2012 4:54

I'd be happy just to have something to eat without having to leave my bed. Yeah bacon and eggs would be better, but who cares? At least he's creatively lazy.

krazichikk 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 5:15

wtf?? he's ****** lazy

alychick 5

Sunday 22 April 2012 5:43

Wow! At least you got that! LOL

gtaguy1217 10

Sunday 22 April 2012 5:49

At least he gave you the breakfast. :)

YeahCourse 4

Sunday 22 April 2012 6:21

Haha you got trolled

custmwoody9 4

Sunday 22 April 2012 6:32

Maybe he was running late and instead of not living up to his promise he decided to keep his word and get u the only thing he had time to serve u. I didn't read anywhere that he said he would b serving eggs, toast, bacon and orange juice. Next time he offers, test him and place an order, but don't complain when someone does you a favor no matter how small it may be.