Love: Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in...

By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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Serial killer vibes

By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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Cooked

By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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vntqmm 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:41

Well, at least he kept his promise...

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:42

I guess you wanted sausage

Comments

lacrossebrah13 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:45

Healthier than greasy bacon!

japtch 15

Saturday 21 April 2012 20:00

But not half as delicious.

peachesncreem 21

Saturday 21 April 2012 21:56

How dare you! Never speak of bacon like that!

wildlife917 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:51

Bacon is so nasty!

Skittles_Rawr 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 23:27

Bacon Is ******* delicious.

wildlife917 6

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:20

Bacon is the reason that everyone is so fat

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 April 2012 13:02

If that is true 151, then it would be because bacon tastes awesome, therefore not nasty at all, thus nullifying your previous comment.

whoaaahorsie 7

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:45

how romantic! :')

HolyPotato 9

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:45

You need your protein!

Doxy 22

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:45

And they say romance is dead.

Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:45

Ungrateful! You think too hard on what breakfast in bed is. He could have let you get up and get them yourself.

Birdie_Sage 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:49

What'd ya want sweetie? Homemade bacon with eggs? Nah, what'd ya take me for? A chef?

BubbleGrunge 18

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:49

What is it with everyone saying "dump him"? Ladies, just because we have a small little argument with our boyfriends, they don't complement you the way you like or their sense of humor is a little less than your liking, doesn't automatically mean dump him. No wonder relationships don't last anymore.If something is broke, fix it!