Love: Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio...

By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML

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By Scaredafffff - 12/05/2021 14:03

Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML

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Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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By staciefacecat - 14/06/2016 01:03

Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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My man

By Anonymous - 29/04/2021 05:01

Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML

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Secretive

By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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Slayer_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:41

Yes, it's very important for us women to not be emotional and to just shut up and listen to our men. Emotions, you see, are not natural parts of life, but irrational outbursts that we must learn to control! Your bf is a jackass.

woxy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:34

SUBTLE HINTS

Comments

kellster 2

Friday 3 April 2009 19:17

Wow, passive-aggressive much??? He couldn't just talk to you about it directly? If he really wanted outside advice, he certainly could have suggested you guys go to couples therapy or something like that. Sounds like he just wanted to embarrass you a whole lot. Next time: very calmly and reasonably and rationally dump his ass, pronto.

braFTW 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:27

Come on, maybe he's tired of saying it and tried to have you listening another opinion.. ;)

meddude 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:48

well said #13. i'm guessing the guy was trying to tell her in a way that wouldn't get him, well, killed. he knew the girl would overreact, so when he heard this, he thought it might be a good idea. to the ladies: not all guys are chauvinist pigs. stop watching Sex in the City or whatever and get a clue on how real life is. we're not all assholes. those of us that are probably turned that way after a run in with a cruel and extremely emotional girl. nuff said.

heather889121 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:00

wow, some men... i'd dump his ass...

Boob_fml 6

Friday 3 April 2009 20:05

Wow, sounds like either: A) Your boyfriend is a prick; or B) You are too emotional and you are making your boyfriend want to kill himself. By the looks of how you typed the FML, you are too emotional, ha. Stop trying to be the absolute center of attention, you are making him miserable and if you don't stop he's going to move on.