By 4fucksake - 18/07/2010 23:26 - Ireland

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Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
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smokergirl420 0

there's something wrong with that boy >.>

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ohthebloodygore 16

Be happy you don't have a basic male who thinks about sex 24-7. Maybe he believes his penis is too small, so he has to make it harde r it could be the reason he hasn't shagged you. insecurity of his size. Cut him a break

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guckylynn 19

Except he showed her how he gets himself semi-erect, it sounds to me like she's seen his penis.

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karmaSUCKS321453 0

you, number thirteen have failed. get your ass back in the kitchen because my sammich is NOT making itself..

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nbjohnson 0

you should definitely clean the mirror before taking a picture like this... that's pretty nasty, so it takes away from you being kinda cute

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ohthebloodygore 16

67- aha thanks I guess. wasn't my mirror not my place to clean! lol

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Quest_ 13

13 I don't get why OP should be grateful for having a guy that doesn't want to have sex with her. At least a bloke with sex always on his mind would be affectionate.

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Kimmy5 0

men and their pride.. or maybe he's just gay? :0

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Daerauko 0

lol I feel like Ted, but yes the gay pride

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twinny_sc 13

I agree with 15. He's gay :)

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tboy3500 0

he's gay just don't know it yet

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ohthebloodygore 16

16- maybe the problem isn't that maybe he's insecure because he's too small and won't be able to shag her good enough?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

You should ask him why he cares what other dudes think, and also if he ever plans on using it on you! If he hesitates to ravish you right then and there, he's gay. Or you're ugly. Or both.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Sheesh why does everyone assuming if he isn't shagging her he's automatically gay. Maybe he's insecure or wants to wait. Not every guy shags a bloody girl as soon as he's dated her

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

If she's bloody, most guys prefer to wait a few days. :P

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ohthebloodygore 16

35- aha great pun! I'm english so I meant it a different way

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Well, this is AMURRCA! You better start talkin' AMURRCAN! Shag is fer carpet! Go sip yer tea while you park your lorry on the lift! Tally-ho and pip-pip!

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ohthebloodygore 16

Oh wow, not every English likes tea. I despise it. the last two words what the he'll? we don't use those. don't believe every thing you hear. If we did then all Americans would be 'rude fat people who have no manners'. Learn your facts simian.

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karmaSUCKS321453 0

Chick.. you being so goddamned annoying and stupid has ruined my sammich. Take a joke and quit being such a nitpicky bitch about stuff on the Internet. :D good

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Hey, did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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ohthebloodygore 16

lol it is! it says 'easily tricked or decieved'

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ohthebloodygore 16

ahaha I actually am very gullible. I tend to believe everythinggg

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MetalmaidenDeth 0

I'm sorry but I almost pissed myself when I read that. pahahaha!!

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cantfightfate 0

#62...how is this America? were on the WORLD WIDE WEB...just because you're in America doesn't mean everyone else is. dumbass.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Hey #107: are you aware my penis looks like a muffin with grated cheese on top?

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TaterLuv 0

are you aware this site is actually based in France? hahaha

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

To be fair, I wouldn't shag a bloody guy either. O.O

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mecolaya 0

^ this was the stupidest exchange of comments I have ever witnessed on this site. Congrats! :)

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RedPillSucks 31

I thought it was hilarious.... It's fun trying to figure out whether people are serious or not. Also, if this is the stupidest exchange, you probably haven't been at this site long....

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

... and that it only started looking like that after I slept with the mods' mothers?! OMG LOL WTF PWNED!!! :D

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surfergreeneyes 0

ok sooo either ur really an ugly ass faced person or hes gay

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v_garcia3 0

maybe that was his way of comin out to u...he's officially outta the closet!!!

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dstriker 0

I agree with 22, he could not be ready yet or might be scared

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