By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
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AustinDenton 22

Haha! That's funny. "Excuse me teacher I can't do my work today because I will be making meth today"

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hawkislayer 2

Sounds like a pretty legit plan, you will be rich.

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jw90 18

I've watched CSI and Law and Order. I think I have enough to go off of to be a detective.

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DotDootyDot 17

Unfortunately it only works if you're dying of cancer.

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graphicstyle7 17

Hey, if he watches all of Breaking Bad, he may take note of the fact that the main characters lives are slowly becoming a nightmare of epic proportion! Tell him to watch ALL the episodes, then get back to you on his brilliant scheme.

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Inkedldd 8

Tell him that the Real drug dealers are pharmacology students.

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Jaaemoney 13

This is truly hilarious!

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StephenStills 6

And you think that's a bad idea?? You should be thanking him! You're set for life now!

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Fernando83 19

In the event that you get caught, I've seen a couple of episodes if Law & Order. I know grew the criminal system works and can be your lawyer.

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hollywoodt1ts 15

Kiss the cook! Too bad the name Heisenberg is already taken. FYL, OP. Your boyfriend seems to have a wild imagination though. Try to guide him into using it for more productive subjects

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LowExpectations 30

And I want to live in a pineapple under the sea, but I know it can't be done! Tell your boyfriend that you prefer not to get shot at.

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