Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over...

By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By -___- - 29/09/2013 19:46 - United States - Winfield

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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Plebs need not apply.

By chels - 17/07/2018 19:00

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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Tuesday 10 August 2010 16:08

haha you got **** blocked by an iPod

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 August 2010 16:11

You should have JUMPed him, whipped out his DOODLE, given him an ANGRY *******, flipped him the BIRD, and left. That would show him!

Comments

Jimboheppy 2

Wednesday 11 August 2010 0:48

I'm sorry but angry birds and doodle jump suffice for not having sex. Don't mess with the birds or they'll come after you next!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 11 August 2010 2:30

But Doodle Jump is awesome!

xohockeyfreak10x 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 2:56

thosee games aree amazingg don't blamee himm(:

mR_StAtiiC 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 3:28

Ydi for going out with a kid. :)

MJs_lover4evr 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 4:13

haha ****. sorry but you should hve sex when you're married. **** this generation.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 11 August 2010 7:26

125, you really think that back in the olden days, EVERYONE waited till marriage to fornicate? You're sadly mistaken.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 11 August 2010 17:59

If the two people copulating are married to each other, it's not fornicating. Fornication, by definition, is sex outside of marriage. Fornicate is a fun word to say (and type), but use it correctly!!! :P

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 11 August 2010 18:25

TROLLZ! Haha, thank you.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:05

say "Fortunate Fornicating Foreigner" three times fast.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:33

Holy shit, Biggie Smalls' ghost showed up in my bathroom mirror! He was mad as hell, too, something about missing the best party in the history of eternity...