By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
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astarwarsfan 0

haha you got **** blocked by an iPod

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perdix 29

You should have JUMPed him, whipped out his DOODLE, given him an ANGRY *******, flipped him the BIRD, and left. That would show him!

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justsayfuck 5

Maybe next time you'll have to tell or show him what you think is having fun. Why wait for him to make the move? Oh, and stop whining about it :)

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xenosphobos 0

if ur man chooses tht over sex either 1. he doesn't want u or b. he's gay I think u should probably bank on b... yls

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foxy1222 0

he'll never grow up he's a toys R us kid!!!!!!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

OK, after skipping all the other commenters so I wouldn't see my imitators and ruin my desire to do variations of all my favorite YDIs in ONE FML.... YDI for wanting to fornicate! YDI for having an Apple product! YDI for texting! YDI for not making him a sammich while he played his video games!

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justsayfuck 5

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :)

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

tr00 dat. ****, I should raise an army and sow chaos and discord, just like Project Mayhem in the movie "Fight Club".

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steggunekoms 0

awesome boyfriend!!! I love both those games

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gumzy 6

u sud also try seducing him but u probably suck no offense!

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