Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over...

By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By -___- - 29/09/2013 19:46 - United States - Winfield

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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By chels - 17/07/2018 19:00

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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Tuesday 10 August 2010 16:08

haha you got **** blocked by an iPod

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 August 2010 16:11

You should have JUMPed him, whipped out his DOODLE, given him an ANGRY *******, flipped him the BIRD, and left. That would show him!

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shadyecko 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 9:55

ydi for having an iPod ydi for wanting to fornicate ydi for "freshening up" ydi for posting this fml

Junebuggery 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 11:25

what a waste of penis !

todajt1 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:51

FAIL

mjcdsjf 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:05

dam 85 your hot

kmdfirefox 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:51

900,000 on doodle jump, beat that

Iceheart123 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 13:53

FYL, op. Two of the worst apps ever.

littlepeople666 4

Tuesday 24 August 2010 21:17

had that problem with my husband and godfinger last night

TheComputerGuy96 16

Thursday 9 September 2010 19:03

Doodle jump is nice but I got bored of it after a month. Angry birds instead, is ******* AWESOME!!!!!!!!

emilyrules41 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:29

love those games lol

r42xer 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 4:20

was his name roman? :|

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