Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him...

By embarrassed2 - 24/01/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

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By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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stephanieface 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:10

I think 'I'm going to pee' is a pretty good safety word. or you know, 'stop'

Acousticpixie14 6

Monday 24 January 2011 9:14

I ******* hate when guys do that. You shouldn't have to have a "safety" word. When I say to stop tickling me, STOP ******* TICKLING ME. I know I'm laughing, that does not mean I'm enjoying it, it's an involuntary reflex you ass-munch. FYL...

Comments

Susieee_Q 9

Monday 24 January 2011 17:22

That's a good idea. Communication is important.

k9obsessed 5

Monday 24 January 2011 19:19

Yikes, that sucks. Just be glad you're not like a close friend of mine. When she was really little she had constant nightmares about being tickled until she suffocated. Now if someone so much as threatens to tickle her, she gets upset. :(

rockarolln89 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:45

A safety word? Doesn't "I've gotta pee" mean just that? Is he gonna make you come up with safety words for other everyday things, too?

wachin 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:59

It's so cute when girls pee themselves!

thefallenoo 0

Monday 24 January 2011 20:19

my girl just bites me when I don't stop

primadonna9396 16

Monday 24 January 2011 22:59

Even if he's particularly dense, you would think he'd no you mean business after getting peed on once. My boyfriend learned after the first time :-/

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Monday 24 January 2011 23:05

"Keep on going" should be the safety phrase.

o76923 8

Monday 24 January 2011 23:06

What, safe words are important in any situation where "no" or "stop" don't always mean "no" and "stop". The squirming, wriggling, and causing you to say "no" are the reason people like me (and presumably your boyfriend) tickle in the first place. That's why I make sure I establish a safe word with any partner first. It might seem like silly overkill, until one of you urinates on the other one.