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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 2 989

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 449

You deserved it 2 779

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 835

You deserved it 225

Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 651

You deserved it 3 187

Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 440

You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 18:30

Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 588

You deserved it 253

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 172

You deserved it 4 262

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

I agree, your life sucks 662 604

You deserved it 72 146

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 408

You deserved it 3 505

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 968

You deserved it 4 007

Shit!

By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 443

You deserved it 3 533

tikimuppet 11

Friday 6 November 2009 12:25

Is he still ten or something?

jchansfan 0

Friday 6 November 2009 12:24

Weak!

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Maniacrey 1

Thursday 12 November 2009 2:39

Reminds me of something that happened to me. My last girlfriend got her best friend to text me to tell me she's breaking up with me, after she cheated on me. That best friend is now her boyfriend.

cookiemonsterxx1 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:16

I'm sorry :(... well you and OP both deserve better

Zoomer117 1

Monday 7 December 2009 4:04

HUH?!

UndeadShaggydoo 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 19:32

Your boyfriend is a coward

mypod66 0

Monday 26 April 2010 4:37

YDI forbeing wanted to be dumped

ZTB13 4

Friday 6 August 2010 13:29

Smart man......

zimbry 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:30

omg my ex did the same exact thing! I was pissed that he didn't have the balls to tell me to my face!

UnluckyChicka 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:36

nice guy ya had there

cookiemonsterxx1 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:15

what a douche >:(

akvandervort 21

Monday 8 August 2011 0:10

That sucks. Sounds like you're better off though!

buttercupp2137 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:30

You should text you sister to text his best friend to tell him to go f him self.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try something new in bed. He blindfolded me and I felt something cold on my lady parts. 5 seconds later it started burning so I looked. He decided to use toothpaste because he couldn't find chocolate sauce to lick off. It hurts to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 590

You deserved it 629

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

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Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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You deserved it 5 943

Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML

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You deserved it 6 912

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 315

You deserved it 4 035

Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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You deserved it 260

Same thing different taste

Bad omen

Nice victim blaming, dude

Shit!

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