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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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You deserved it 2 779

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 225

Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 651

You deserved it 3 187

Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 440

You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 18:30

Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML

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You deserved it 253

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 172

You deserved it 4 262

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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You deserved it 72 146

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 968

You deserved it 4 007

Shit!

By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 443

You deserved it 3 533

tikimuppet 11

Friday 6 November 2009 12:25

Is he still ten or something?

jchansfan 0

Friday 6 November 2009 12:24

Weak!

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ashleyylove3 22

Friday 15 November 2013 14:46

Sounds like you're better off without him

ToreyyyW 15

Friday 28 February 2014 17:07

Wow... What a tough guy...

krispybacon4321 23

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:59

Wow. That's seriously really pathetic. You obviously deserve somebody better.

drosek89 20

Tuesday 30 December 2014 13:41

Lol, I would text him something like "lol you're a pussy" and laugh it offto get in his head, but that approach doesn't work for everyone.

AssWhoopa 5

Tuesday 20 January 2015 4:52

If you texted him and then laughed he wouldn't even know so it wouldn't get all up in his grill...

AssWhoopa 5

Tuesday 20 January 2015 4:50

10/10 sickest way to dump you!

Rammer3500 23

Sunday 25 January 2015 21:36

Pussy!

thatcoolguy123 14

Sunday 15 February 2015 19:04

Bravest man award goes to...

GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 31 December 2015 14:20

What are you? 12

west546 13

Tuesday 5 January 2016 3:27

Sniper break up

turdwrangler 18

Saturday 23 April 2016 20:44

Talk about hearing it through the grapevine, that some cowardly shit if I've ever heard it.

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Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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Today, I discovered that I once again forgot my credit card in the vending machine at work. This is the second time in a week that this happened, and now 6 coworkers have bought drinks with my card since I lost it. I have no way of making it back to work for a week. FML

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Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML

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Today, my son admitted to maxing out my credit card, gambling on a some scam website that a dumbass streamer was promoting. He's only 10. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

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Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

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Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML

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Same thing different taste

Bad omen

Nice victim blaming, dude

Shit!

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