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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 18:30

Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 4 262

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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You deserved it 72 146

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 007

Shit!

By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

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You deserved it 3 533

tikimuppet 11

Friday 6 November 2009 12:25

Is he still ten or something?

jchansfan 0

Friday 6 November 2009 12:24

Weak!

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Razman201 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 16:27

Ah the wonders of technology and that is just mean and pathetic. Feel for OP

NoYDI 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:36

Pretend that you didn't get the message and "break up" with him "1st"

anddaman 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:41

thats not confusing at all...

anddaman 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:41

thats not confusing at all...

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:06

LMFAO Asshat... I love that insult!XD

smallville300 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:06

Coward

My_Life24 22

Saturday 12 January 2013 3:45

I would have punched him in the nuts...oh wait, he doesn't have any if he broke up with you that way. COWARD!!!

andrekrivo 20

Sunday 26 May 2013 5:21

wow. just wow.

dlowe11 5

Saturday 17 August 2013 6:10

He's a big baby.

grumpy94533 11

Wednesday 13 November 2013 12:08

What a sorry ass

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Same thing different taste

Bad omen

Nice victim blaming, dude

Shit!

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