Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish....

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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Why would you do that?

By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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Saturday 26 December 2009 19:09

Maybe they'll give you a dungeon as a wedding gift!

FHGrif 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:15

Well do they aprove?

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ufcgsp92 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:12

haha yeah i think its kinda cool what would you call it? lol

MotorBabe 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 8:04

I never really thought about it truthfully. "kinda cool" works I guess

disturbed2011 2

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:32

ask for rope for christmas next year lol

tough_love 0

Friday 18 June 2010 1:57

whahaha lmao

GreenSpirit_fml 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 0:39

mmm bondage. :) hahah that's way embarassing tho op! I wouldn't want my bf doing that haha

spankos 1

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:23

"happy birthday" "oh...a whip"

DCS_fml 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 2:04

what a mommas boy

gamerchick37 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:06

I love bondage to

hiLife808 0

Monday 29 August 2011 10:14

S S S & M M M :)

LadyEmi 15

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:46

Ouch. I'm sorry. I don't think he's worth your time if he's gonna be that much if a douche bag.

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